Kenney

This man is an anomaly. Usually seen as a skeleton, some have reported a new, more adorable, appearance.

He is known to be associated with the Carl Council, some theorize that he is even the leader.

Kenney is known to fade out of reality at uncertain intervals, and reappear 5 hours later.

He may even be a god. Nobody knows his true nature.

Avoid all contact with Kenney if he is ever given the job of chef on a submarine. He will rip out your skeleton and use your flesh as meat for the next stew.

Overall, be careful around him and report any anomalous behavior to Shrub.